Well, Tara would like it!
("Star Wars: Attack of the Clones" comes on TV, I tell Jade to come watch a bit, since I figured she'd get a kick out of it - she likes aliens.)
Jade: What's this?
Me: It's called Star Wars.
(Jade sees Yoda)
Jade: Who's that?
Me: That's Yoda, he's an alien. Funny looking, eh?
Jade: I like him!
(Jade sees Jar Jar Binks)
Jade: Who's that?
Me: That's Jar Jar Binks, he's annoying.
Jade: I like him!
(10 minutes later......)
Jade: Where's the horse?
Me: Sorry?
Jade: Where's the horse?
Me: Did you say.. horse?
Jade: Yeah.
Me: What horse? There's no horse.
Jade: The star horse!
(I pause to think)
Me: It's called Star WARS, honey. Not Star Horse.
She still calls it Star Horse.
Jade: What's this?
Me: It's called Star Wars.
(Jade sees Yoda)
Jade: Who's that?
Me: That's Yoda, he's an alien. Funny looking, eh?
Jade: I like him!
(Jade sees Jar Jar Binks)
Jade: Who's that?
Me: That's Jar Jar Binks, he's annoying.
Jade: I like him!
(10 minutes later......)
Jade: Where's the horse?
Me: Sorry?
Jade: Where's the horse?
Me: Did you say.. horse?
Jade: Yeah.
Me: What horse? There's no horse.
Jade: The star horse!
(I pause to think)
Me: It's called Star WARS, honey. Not Star Horse.
She still calls it Star Horse.
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Uh-oh.....she wants a horse now, going to name it Star
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I had a Star Horse in bed with me once......
That sounded dirty didn't it.......
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