Gee Jade, who taught you that one...
..cause it sure wasn't me!
Some of you know about Jade's 'intimate moments' with the bannister at my house. For those that don't know what I'm talking about.. well.. I'm not about to get into details. :p
Yesterday, I'm getting ready to leave the house when I ask Jade (who was preoccupied with aforementioned bannister) to follow me so we can get her changed. Her reply?
"I'm getting my jollies.. can I get my jollies?"
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How do you answer that question?
In totally unrelated news, I'm thinking about buying a shotgun in the next ten years or so. Perhaps a rocking chair for my front porch too. And maybe some heavy duty locks. :p
Some of you know about Jade's 'intimate moments' with the bannister at my house. For those that don't know what I'm talking about.. well.. I'm not about to get into details. :p
Yesterday, I'm getting ready to leave the house when I ask Jade (who was preoccupied with aforementioned bannister) to follow me so we can get her changed. Her reply?
"I'm getting my jollies.. can I get my jollies?"
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How do you answer that question?
In totally unrelated news, I'm thinking about buying a shotgun in the next ten years or so. Perhaps a rocking chair for my front porch too. And maybe some heavy duty locks. :p
1 Comments:
(laughing hysterically) Hmmmmm, better not take video of her doing this. While on one hand it will be great material to embarrass her with after she turns 16 (and you WILL want to embarrass her), it could also be misconstrued as kiddie porn. Which, not knowing how the Feds in Canada do it, but here, in the good ol' US of A, they confiscate your computer, your parent's computers, all your friends' computer and anybody else that may have viewed it.
How do you reply to it? Welllll, you might want to tell her that "some" things are better done in private and getting one's 'jollies' are one of them. That oughtta get her thinking on how to stump you with the next question.
My daughter used to like to say she liked a radio station, out of Detroit, that was called Young Country. Only, she liked to say, in public, that she liked Young C_ _ t.......RY...(that word that women just HATE, for those of you that are having trouble. Damn near turned inside out when I heard her say that outloud.
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