Huh? Wha?

Actual mother/daugher conversations:

Mom: Don't drive a black car, ok?
Daughter: Umm... why?
M: My friend went to a psychic that told her to stay away from black cars because she foresaw an accident in a black car.
D: We have 2 black cars.
M: I thought they were blue!

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D: I may switch jobs and end up working downtown. (Ottawa)
M : You wouldn't work downtown would you???
D: Why not?
M: With all the terrorism??

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M: I'm nervous about you going to Cuba next month.
D: Why, because I'm pregant?
M: Yes, people down there are very poor and babies can be sold for a lot of money!
D: Are you suggesting that people might take out my baby and sell it?
M: Or keep you prisoner until it's born.

(I love this one, because it's not the flight, or the risk of disease, or the potential sketchy political situation. It's baby snatchers.)

What a Tangled Web we Weave...

Another story to go into the "Why Internet Dating is a Bad" bin.. ;)

Web of Lies Leads to Murder

I mean seriously...

"Now I know you're a married 47 year old man with kids, but I'm still going to chat with you and let you believe I'm 18."

"You're chatting with the woman that I lied to about myself, so I'm gonna shoot you."

Messed up.